Month: September 2025

  • Wk20 – Fencing and Trees

    Wk20 – Fencing and Trees

    Another very busy weekend at N2F. Things that didn’t make the cut for this week’s write-up are;

    • The slow and steady clear out of “hedge-row treasures” through FB marketplace.
    • The surface water accumulator has been emptied of sludge.
    • The septic tank has been reburied.
    • There have been a lot of bonfires.
    • FINALLY getting the second toilet working on the, erm, fourth attempt.

    Grown-up tree work

    After years of neglect, many trees at N2F are now out of control. Yes, I have a chainsaw and I know how to cut down a tree, but there’s a huge amount of work involved. For example;

    Christmas tree as it looked just before we moved in.
    Christmas tree as it looked just before we moved in.

    This lovely-looking Christmas tree, or that’s possibly how it started, was so tall I couldn’t even get the top into the picture. But it had become so large as to be pulling down two barns. It was also in striking distance of the house, if it ever did fall.

    Short back and sides for this Fir.
    Short back and sides for this Fir.

    Unfortunately, this meant a little trimming to size. And in a single afternoon, some grown-ups who really knew what they were doing managed to take a little off the top.

    Sliced and diced tree.
    Sliced and diced tree.

    And turn the trunk of the Christmas tree into the Jenga edition. It’s a shame that only Fir, Llandi, and Sycamore were brought down, as they’re not much use for an indoor wood-burning stove.

    Smells awfully like some sort of winter market.
    Smells awfully like some sort of winter market.

    The smaller sticks were put through an awesome little tracked chipper. With one massive downside, all the shredded fir makes the whole farm smell like Christmas.

    Any excuse to play with my farm toys.
    Any excuse to play with my farm toys.

    After three full trailer loads of chips, the bottom yard is starting to fill up. But at least the Marston grain trailer got a little work out.

    Pooh sticks, anyone?
    Pooh sticks, anyone?

    While the trees that needed help are now all taken care of, the whole farm is littered with some rather impressive-sized sticks!

    Grown-ups who cut down trees. Caddis.
    Grown-ups who cut down trees. Caddis.

    I haven’t had the bill yet, but the guys from Caddis are my go-to when I need tree work done by a grown-up. Having worked with them for more than five years, I can strongly recommend them if you need tree work in Cheshire.

    Workshop Door

    As the nights grow shorter and temperatures drop, there has been a slight shift in focus to the workshop. While I can never get it fully air-tight and ‘warm’, there are things I can do to step the hurricanes that frequently blow through.

    I might well wear out these roof bars.
    I might well wear out these roof bars.

    Two weeks ago, I tackled the windows, or those holes that were once windows. This week I tackled the door issue. The workshop has a lovely, great big set of vehicle doors, but that’s it. Slightly excessive to open a hole big enough to drive a (mini)bus through just to let me in.

    Cheap for a reason, but perfect for the workshop.
    Cheap for a reason, but perfect for the workshop.

    My solution to this excessive opening quandary is a second-hand UPVC door. At £35 locally, there seemed little point in trying to make a ‘nice’ wooden door.

    It looks like the perfect spot for a door.
    It looks like the perfect spot for a door.

    Out with the big grinder, and a suitable hole was opened up and appropriately reinforced, ready for the door to drop in.

    Fantastic finish, and no need for sealants.
    Fantastic finish, and no need for sealants.

    And a few hours later, I have a pedestrian door to the workshop that should eliminate the need always to open the main vehicle door. Although this back entrance may have only been available for two days, it is already my go-to route into the workshop.

    Megashed 2.0 Update

    Work on Megashed 2.0 is progressing at a steady pace. I need to be moved in within the next five weeks so that work on the house can really start. That means I need to construct a little over one side per week.

    No two windows quite the same size. This should be fun.
    No two windows are quite the same size. This should be fun.

    While out shopping for the workshop door, I also picked up some windows for the Megashed build.

    Flatpack shed pieces cut to length.
    Flatpack shed pieces cut to length.

    Having the physical windows means I can get the framing just right for the far wall. Much easier than trying to move studs in a clad wall to fit a free window. That didn’t go so well last time.

    Wrapped and ready for cladding.
    Wrapped and ready for cladding.

    All fixed together, and the ‘Ikea’ wall is lined with a breather membrane to keep the weather out. I also had a small helper for this bit, which sped things up, surprisingly.

    Recycled cladding from the shed roof will wrap the megashed.
    Recycled cladding from the shed roof will wrap the megashed.

    A few battens were used to create an air gap, and reclaimed sheets were fitted to the outside of the wall. I should have measured the 7-foot sheets rather than assuming they were 8-foot. Oops.

    Raising the wall is much easier with the wrong tools.
    Raising the wall is much easier with the wrong tools.

    A bit of a tug from the wifey and her massive yellow tool, and the wall came up in a controlled manner. I still have no idea how we got the wood-clad walls of Megashed 1.0 raised, but this was much easier.

    Two of six Megashed sides are done.
    Two of six Megashed sides are done.

    And there we have it, the first wall raised. No, this isn’t the final framework, and I haven’t forgotten the noggins or the holes for the windows. These will come in time.

    Pig Fencing

    And finally, for this week’s update, the pig fencing. We’re on t-minus four weeks for the arrival of the piglets, and their new home is progressing slowly.

    The 'pig' gate was hung on Monday evening.
    The ‘pig’ gate was hung on Monday evening.

    A late evening saw the 12′ gate installed on the railway sleeper posts that were dropped in last week. This felt like another farm bingo card moment, ‘hung my first field gate’.

    You jammy . . . . . . .
    You jammy . . . . . . .

    Next up are struts for the strainers. I don’t always miss the nails in old wood, but when I do avoid hitting them, you can put a piece of paper between the saw and the metal and get it stuck! So jammy.

    Pinned strainers should allow some tension in the stock fence.
    Pinned strainers should allow some tension in the stock fence.

    A bit of a learning curve this fencing lark. I can certainly see better ways of getting the struts into the right places, but slowly and carefully, they all went in.

    If Amazon had delivered, this would be a tensioned fence now.
    If Amazon had delivered, this would be a tensioned fence now.

    Barbed wire is the most expensive type of wire I have ever purchased. Absolutely mental price, and it’s sharp too. Unfortunately, I didn’t get a good picture of the fence all tensioned up before it went dark this evening. Sorry.

    Third time's the charm.
    Third time’s the charm.

    Oh, and I didn’t like the position of the far gate post that we put in last week. Well, we put it in without measuring. Then put it back in, but left too much of a gap. This week, it came out for the third time. I put it far enough from the other post that it could actually close, then post-created the damn thing into the ground!

    And that’s your lot for this week. I don’t have any plans for next week yet, but I suspect it might involve more framing and fencing. And digging, and fires and maybe moving all the bloody logs.

    Until next time
    N2F

  • Wk19 – Flowing in all the wrong directions

    Wk19 – Flowing in all the wrong directions

    This weekend has been by far and away one of the busiest I’ve had on the farm. A three-day weekend has seen a lot of work done; however, this week, most of the work started on Monday!

    Feeling a bit blocked up

    About ten days ago, the sink in the kitchen started making some weird noises. Sounded like air being gulped through the U-bent. Things escalated late on Sunday, when flushing the toilet resulted in the bathroom sink backing up. A 9 pm trip into the foul inspection chamber was an unexpected way to spend the evening.

    All channels are filled with crap these days.
    All channels are filled with crap these days.

    Sure enough, the last inspection cover on the property wasn’t very happy. At this point, we weren’t sure if the farm was on a septic system or a main sewer connection. The Council said septic, but the property survey said main sewer connection. I guess the council was right.

    Septic Fishing

    On Monday evening, having now made the realisation that we were probably on a septic, I set off with a spade to see what I could find. There are a number of breeze blocks oddly placed in the lawn, and I had my suspicions about what might be below.

    Definitely something under there.
    Definitely something under there.

    After lifting the first block, I immediately discovered the edge of a rather substantial piece of steel. While undoubtedly not a cast manhole cover, the size seemed awfully similar. When we had previously lifted these blocks, my assistant at the time had declared there was nothing underneath.

    Manual digging? No thanks.
    Manual digging? No thanks.

    I’m getting old, and the idea of digging out some covers with a spade didn’t appeal. Instead, the trusted mechanical shovel was wheeled over and swiftly unearthed not one, but two inspection chambers.

    So that settles it, I have a poo tank in the garden.
    So that settles it, I have a poo tank in the garden.

    Having spent most of Sunday researching septic tanks in the UK, I was half expecting a brick-built cesspit. And knowing the tank probably hadn’t been pumped for five or more years, I was a little nervous to lift the lid. But hell, you only live once. Up the improvised metal cover came, and actually, it wasn’t so bad. Not overflowing and seemed to be working as expected.

    Pumping Out

    After a very informative exchange with a local septic specialist, it seemed sensible to get the tanks pumped and see what we were dealing with. On Wednesday, I managed to get in touch with a lovely chap from Cheshire Tank Services. He was able to reschedule his calendar and visit on Thursday.

    I've never been so happy to see a poo truck.
    I’ve never been so happy to see a poo truck.

    However, after speaking to Cheshire Tanks, I went back to the previously backed-up inspection chamber to find it had completely cleared. Alas, the kitchen sink was still unhappy.

    Skipping to the end of the drama, some plumbing had been disturbed and caused a soil pipe blockage just after the toilet joint. Oops. Repositioning a single pipe, and whoosh, everything was cleared. Phew.

    Very healthy bacteria, apparently.
    Very healthy bacteria, apparently.

    Still, we went ahead with the pumping, and while not cleared for some years, both chambers were in very good condition. Both double-stack concrete, flowing well and with very little sludge.

    Amazing process to watch.
    Amazing process to watch.

    Admittedly, the dip pipes have fallen out of the secondary tank, but the outlet to the drainage field was running really well. It looks like the drainage field is probably under the orchard, and I have to wonder if this is why there are three dead apple trees. More investigation is needed.

    Day Trip to Tamworth

    Friday started with a little trip out down the M6. While it has been a very long time since I last drove to Tamworth, the journey was terribly familiar.

    If you know, you know.
    If you know, you know.

    The trip was to finally collect a Citroen BX heated windscreen. Part of a group buy, and likely to sit unused for a few years, the thought of £75 for postage just didn’t appeal. Granted, the fuel and hours would have covered the cost of putting it on a pallet, but somehow, it felt wrong not to collect!

    Overheating JCB

    Back home, some time was spent checking over the mini digger. Some late-night diggering on Thursday night had resulted in the digger being left in shame with the over-temperature coolant light on, and the ‘kettle’ boiling in the engine bay

    The previous user had mentioned it had been getting hot. Not an entirely unusual event for a small digger, but I thought I’d best check the basics. Funnily enough, the radiator won’t cool if it has no air flowing through it. The amount of filth and damaged fins led to 45 minutes of cleaning, but the difference is worlds apart.

    Megashed Part 2

    Some fairly awful weather allowed for a bit of focus on the new Megashed. In theory, being built in the carport would help it stay dry. How wrong I was going to be. I’ve previously framed out the base and got it level, so I was into insulation next.

    Insulation in the frame and joins sealed.
    Insulation in the frame and joins sealed.

    The sheer size of the ‘office’ is really starting to show now. This little project is certainly going to be rather large. And this magnitude is also resulting in the build taking longer and longer.

    Sub-floor installed, if a little damp.
    Sub-floor installed, if a little damp.

    In part because cash flow needs to be prioritised for the house work, and time needs to be prioritised on family needs. That and compared to MegaShed1, everything is taking twice as long.

    Biblical Weather

    Friday night ended with rain, which wouldnt stop until late on Saturday. And not your usual half-hearted English rain, but full-on torrential rain, that had me trapped in the workshop for a good hour.

    Fortunately, the improvements to the guttering and general drainage just about held up. Compared to the ‘river runs through it’ of the previous biblical flood, I did manage to keep the tool shop dry. But there were just millimetres in it.

    The many patches I’ve added to the roof sheets in the workshop generally stood up. I’m down to just three leaks now. Two should be an easy fix, but one is going to need some thinking.

    I did at least manage to find something to do while trapped in the workshop, making a lovely mosaic from insulation off-cuts. More to keep the heat out (when summer returns) than to keep heat in. There is only so much heat you can trap with a net.

    And the plus side of the rain, and finding the surface water trap in Wk16, is that I now have my very own swimming pool. Okay, big outdoor bath, but a couple of water heaters, and I think this will be lovely.

    Pig Fencing

    A late Facebook Marketplace find on Saturday led to an unexpected journey out on Sunday morning. Having recovered the trailer from its BX Parts prison, I had a short trip out to collect . . .

    Big sticks to hold back the piggies.
    Big sticks to hold back the piggies.

    Fence posts. Big ones. At 5″ and 70″ long, they’re a little bit oversized for keeping in pigs. But what will do a lot will do a little. I also came back with a nearly brand-new roll of stock mesh fencing, too.

    A few hours with a post hammer later.
    A few hours with a post hammer later.

    And that was that for the rest of the day. All the fence posts were sunk, and two sleepers were installed for a new 12 gate into the open-air free-range piggery!

    I certainly didn’t have a 30m run of fencing posts on my ‘Farm Bingo’ card for this weekend. Everything hurts. But look at it. It’s sooooo pretty.

    I see a lot more fencing on the horizon. I hope it doesn’t break me.

    Until next time
    N2F

  • Wk18 – Rain, Power & Pallets

    Wk18 – Rain, Power & Pallets

    25KW37, 18 weeks since we arrived

    This week has been a bit of a hodgepodge of all sorts of small odd jobs. While it’s nice to finish off so many loose ends, and it has been a super busy weekend, it feels somehow incomplete.

    Rain

    While not exactly unusual for the farm, and not the worst we’ve had since we arrived, the recent weather has been rather moist. Not that this is a complaint. Finally getting some moisture in the ground is certainly welcome.

    And just like that, the summer is over.
    And just like that, the summer is over.

    The downside is that all this rain has highlighted one area the farm hasn’t seen much maintenance for a while. The drains, or more correctly, the management of surface water. While I’ve been slowly chipping away at getting the gutters and clay pipes cleared and running, time seems to have gotten away.

    Windows

    The workshop windows are, well, not very windowy. One would expect that a window allows light in and perhaps keeps some of the weather out. Unfortunately, some of the windows may have missed the memo and resemble large square holes.

    I suspect in their heyday, when the glass was still in the frames, they probably made for good windows. In fact, they may even have lowered and raised. A chance glimpse at Facebook marketplace turned up with some new windows for £5 a piece. Okay, they’re an old conservatory roof, but they work pretty darned well.

    Pallets

    A late call on Friday meant an unexpected early start on Saturday and a trip to my favourite pallet supplier. They run a storage place which seems to attract a lot of pallets in their refuse area.

    So many pallets the big trailer had to come out!
    So many pallets, the big trailer had to come out!

    Every now and again, I help relieve the pressure on the relatively small ‘rubbish’ area and bring back some useful pallets. However, it’s been a little while since I’ve been down, so this weekend saw not one, but two trips, with the big trailer.

    Guttering

    On the topic of rain, the gutter on the back of the shippon hasn’t been doing a very good job of guttering. Every single joint had pulled apart with many years of temperature fluctuations, causing migration of the plastic sections. The downpipe was absent, and there seemed to be nowhere for the water to actually drain to.

    Guttering is guttering and drains are draining, finally.
    Guttering is guttering and drains are draining, finally.

    After a lot of procrastination, this weekend I finally tackled the roof water management. In the pouring rain, all the gutters were unclipped and the joints pulled apart and cleaned. I even managed to find the missing seals. Once back together, I finally installed a downpipe. That’s only ten weeks since it was purchased. Practically a record around here.

    Warming Up

    Despite the generally damp and ever-cooler weather, we have found some ways to keep ourselves warm. Managing some of our own waste through rapid combustion is a quick way to warm up after a damp day.

    Nothing beats a fire after a long cold and wet day.
    Nothing beats a fire after a long, cold, and wet day.

    Given the amount of woodworm in so much of the timber of the farm, this is a must for managing the disposal of the old barn flooring.

    POWER!

    This weekend, we finally took the time to get the ring main finished in the workshop. This was actually one of the first jobs we started, probably twelve weeks ago.

    Actual working sockets! Although they won't stay like this.
    Actual working sockets! Although they won’t stay like this.

    There really wasn’t much to getting the final wires run back to the shippon consumer unit. I don’t know why I didn’t get it completed sooner. Commisioning went well, once I remembered there was one face plate I hadn’t installed. And this is why we do all the testing!

    Piglets

    No, they haven’t arrived at N2F just yet, but we did have a trip out to visit the piggie babies. While there is a daunting reality of how much work there is still to do before they arrive, we’re even more excited now that we’ve met them.

    Piglets huddling for warmth in the arc. Not long until they come to N2F!
    Piglets huddling for warmth in the arc. Not long until they come to N2F!

    Just some land to clear, a few fences to put up, gates to install, electric wires to run, water to bring down, food to buy, arcs to build and so on. And maybe eight more weeks to go!

    Ok, that’s your lot for this week. I did find time to bring the digger back, so that should speed some things up around the farm!

    Until next time
    N2F