Wk20 – Fencing and Trees

Another very busy weekend at N2F. Things that didn’t make the cut for this week’s write-up are;

  • The slow and steady clear out of “hedge-row treasures” through FB marketplace.
  • The surface water accumulator has been emptied of sludge.
  • The septic tank has been reburied.
  • There have been a lot of bonfires.
  • FINALLY getting the second toilet working on the, erm, fourth attempt.

Grown-up tree work

After years of neglect, many trees at N2F are now out of control. Yes, I have a chainsaw and I know how to cut down a tree, but there’s a huge amount of work involved. For example;

Christmas tree as it looked just before we moved in.
Christmas tree as it looked just before we moved in.

This lovely-looking Christmas tree, or that’s possibly how it started, was so tall I couldn’t even get the top into the picture. But it had become so large as to be pulling down two barns. It was also in striking distance of the house, if it ever did fall.

Short back and sides for this Fir.
Short back and sides for this Fir.

Unfortunately, this meant a little trimming to size. And in a single afternoon, some grown-ups who really knew what they were doing managed to take a little off the top.

Sliced and diced tree.
Sliced and diced tree.

And turn the trunk of the Christmas tree into the Jenga edition. It’s a shame that only Fir, Llandi, and Sycamore were brought down, as they’re not much use for an indoor wood-burning stove.

Smells awfully like some sort of winter market.
Smells awfully like some sort of winter market.

The smaller sticks were put through an awesome little tracked chipper. With one massive downside, all the shredded fir makes the whole farm smell like Christmas.

Any excuse to play with my farm toys.
Any excuse to play with my farm toys.

After three full trailer loads of chips, the bottom yard is starting to fill up. But at least the Marston grain trailer got a little work out.

Pooh sticks, anyone?
Pooh sticks, anyone?

While the trees that needed help are now all taken care of, the whole farm is littered with some rather impressive-sized sticks!

Grown-ups who cut down trees. Caddis.
Grown-ups who cut down trees. Caddis.

I haven’t had the bill yet, but the guys from Caddis are my go-to when I need tree work done by a grown-up. Having worked with them for more than five years, I can strongly recommend them if you need tree work in Cheshire.

Workshop Door

As the nights grow shorter and temperatures drop, there has been a slight shift in focus to the workshop. While I can never get it fully air-tight and ‘warm’, there are things I can do to step the hurricanes that frequently blow through.

I might well wear out these roof bars.
I might well wear out these roof bars.

Two weeks ago, I tackled the windows, or those holes that were once windows. This week I tackled the door issue. The workshop has a lovely, great big set of vehicle doors, but that’s it. Slightly excessive to open a hole big enough to drive a (mini)bus through just to let me in.

Cheap for a reason, but perfect for the workshop.
Cheap for a reason, but perfect for the workshop.

My solution to this excessive opening quandary is a second-hand UPVC door. At £35 locally, there seemed little point in trying to make a ‘nice’ wooden door.

It looks like the perfect spot for a door.
It looks like the perfect spot for a door.

Out with the big grinder, and a suitable hole was opened up and appropriately reinforced, ready for the door to drop in.

Fantastic finish, and no need for sealants.
Fantastic finish, and no need for sealants.

And a few hours later, I have a pedestrian door to the workshop that should eliminate the need always to open the main vehicle door. Although this back entrance may have only been available for two days, it is already my go-to route into the workshop.

Megashed 2.0 Update

Work on Megashed 2.0 is progressing at a steady pace. I need to be moved in within the next five weeks so that work on the house can really start. That means I need to construct a little over one side per week.

No two windows quite the same size. This should be fun.
No two windows are quite the same size. This should be fun.

While out shopping for the workshop door, I also picked up some windows for the Megashed build.

Flatpack shed pieces cut to length.
Flatpack shed pieces cut to length.

Having the physical windows means I can get the framing just right for the far wall. Much easier than trying to move studs in a clad wall to fit a free window. That didn’t go so well last time.

Wrapped and ready for cladding.
Wrapped and ready for cladding.

All fixed together, and the ‘Ikea’ wall is lined with a breather membrane to keep the weather out. I also had a small helper for this bit, which sped things up, surprisingly.

Recycled cladding from the shed roof will wrap the megashed.
Recycled cladding from the shed roof will wrap the megashed.

A few battens were used to create an air gap, and reclaimed sheets were fitted to the outside of the wall. I should have measured the 7-foot sheets rather than assuming they were 8-foot. Oops.

Raising the wall is much easier with the wrong tools.
Raising the wall is much easier with the wrong tools.

A bit of a tug from the wifey and her massive yellow tool, and the wall came up in a controlled manner. I still have no idea how we got the wood-clad walls of Megashed 1.0 raised, but this was much easier.

Two of six Megashed sides are done.
Two of six Megashed sides are done.

And there we have it, the first wall raised. No, this isn’t the final framework, and I haven’t forgotten the noggins or the holes for the windows. These will come in time.

Pig Fencing

And finally, for this week’s update, the pig fencing. We’re on t-minus four weeks for the arrival of the piglets, and their new home is progressing slowly.

The 'pig' gate was hung on Monday evening.
The ‘pig’ gate was hung on Monday evening.

A late evening saw the 12′ gate installed on the railway sleeper posts that were dropped in last week. This felt like another farm bingo card moment, ‘hung my first field gate’.

You jammy . . . . . . .
You jammy . . . . . . .

Next up are struts for the strainers. I don’t always miss the nails in old wood, but when I do avoid hitting them, you can put a piece of paper between the saw and the metal and get it stuck! So jammy.

Pinned strainers should allow some tension in the stock fence.
Pinned strainers should allow some tension in the stock fence.

A bit of a learning curve this fencing lark. I can certainly see better ways of getting the struts into the right places, but slowly and carefully, they all went in.

If Amazon had delivered, this would be a tensioned fence now.
If Amazon had delivered, this would be a tensioned fence now.

Barbed wire is the most expensive type of wire I have ever purchased. Absolutely mental price, and it’s sharp too. Unfortunately, I didn’t get a good picture of the fence all tensioned up before it went dark this evening. Sorry.

Third time's the charm.
Third time’s the charm.

Oh, and I didn’t like the position of the far gate post that we put in last week. Well, we put it in without measuring. Then put it back in, but left too much of a gap. This week, it came out for the third time. I put it far enough from the other post that it could actually close, then post-created the damn thing into the ground!

And that’s your lot for this week. I don’t have any plans for next week yet, but I suspect it might involve more framing and fencing. And digging, and fires and maybe moving all the bloody logs.

Until next time
N2F